Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Things I Have Heard Today

"Mr. you ever ride willies sometimes? I ride them big ole willies every chance I get." (pregnant pause...) "What, don't you have a bike?"

"Miz Finny, she on her woman troubles...don't you know it's bad luck to be in the same classroom with a girl on her woman troubles? Can't you send her home?"

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